this is an old issue but i decied to post it anwayz enjoy
DL NEWS VOULMN 1 ISSUE 5 REVISED VERSIOnBEFORE I TELL YOU WHATS IN MY AWESOMESS PAPER THIS WEEK I MUST SAY
HAPPY ANNIVSERY!
TO MY VERY COOL AWESOME PAPER!!!
NEXT WEEK WILL BE VOULMN 2…A CELEBRATION ISN’T IT??
CELEBARTING 5 WEEKS OF MY FREAKIN AWESOME PAPER!!
OKAY….NOW THAT MY EXCITEMENT IS OVER…THE AWESOMEESS FEATURES IN MY PAPER THIS WEEK IS….
GOSSIP COULMN
STORY OF THE WEEKPOLLS…AND
MORE…..
Front Page news this week is an interesting interview with two ppl who have nothing in common with…J FIRST is ANA S. Fav color :black, blue, pink Fav subject: gym,sciene
What do you think about fishes? I think there amazing but soon they’re going to be gone soon because of humans. So SAVE THE WHALES!!! AND THE OCEAN!!!!
And her crush was josh but that couple was over a few weeks ago….
Fav food : lobsterNext is Matt….or Matthew [without the strawberry blonde hair] Fav color: red and NOT RAINBOW Fav food : pizza
Fav subject : math
What do you think of fishes? Uhhh…they’re sometimes good cooked except when my mom cooks them.
OK………next week if you wanna be interviewed tell me okay?
Next is POLLS!!!
This week’s poll is cutest girl in ACRMS
Anna 5 VotesMadison
4 votes
Kara 3 votesLexi
3 votes
Taylor 2 votesGina
2 votes
Sierra 2 votesMelanin
2 votes
Stephanie 1 voteHaley
1 vote
Courtney 1 voteIf
you didn’t get a lot of votes or were not on the list don’t feel bad as Hannah Montana says “Keep on Rock’in GIRLS!!!!!!”
Story of the week by Brian Wuertz [did I spell your last name right brain?]
Max Pierce was born unto a bunny rabbit and a hare. His parents [the bunny and hare] thought he was ugly so they genetically engineered him into a red hair human that wears a headband.
The End J
Next is a random section …
THE BET!!!
This was when Anna + Jordan and Madison + Tyler still went out okay….
So there WAS a bet type thing going around the 6th grade hallway…and it was to see who could be the most ‘pervertive’ in my language Jordan or Tyler heres some more on the “event”
Tyler vs. Jordan
Bet: to see who gets the most points by doing “gestures” to girlfriend… [weird…right?]
Points
Kissing 50 pts.
Hugging 20 pts.
Holding Hands 15 pts.
Saying ‘I love you BABY bye’ on the phone So what do you think? I think it is plain weird!!! [well they are sixth graders]
Gossip Section Jordan doesn’t like malls
There is a new student ….his name is Christian [idk his last name] and Aundrea supposedly likes him. He plays the saxophone in band. He came from ENKA middle school.
Ana broke up with Joseph and WAS head over about Josh Bryce is Holly’s, and Abby’s ex
Hayley and Tyler are going out
Jordan did NOT KISS Anna Brit Max needs a HEADBAND!!!!!
Mood of the Week
Feeling kinda weird this week like chocolate – strawberries covered octopus
That about it this week…..only two pages this week felt kinda of lazy so I didn’t write much
Forgive my laziness …..J